* It has occurred to me, dear single ladies of the world, that it might be wise to carry the name, occupation, favorite book and birth date of a ..."boyfriend"... around in the back of your head. (Said vital info on a ..."fiance" or "husband"... also would do the trick. However, do make that decision before you realize you're not wearing your ..."engagement/wedding ring"... at the moment.) ... I get the feeling this is something I should have figured out long ago.
* Sugarfree gum has been approved by the ADA and has been proven to be beneficial for your teeth. This includes Orbit. (Why would you be chewing anything else?)
* I enjoy a funny video as much as the next guy and/or gal, but if you have so little to do that you can afford to sit around cackling at whatever you stumble across online, it's probably time to go home.
* I also know we're not totally down with Iran, but is it really necessary to poke a stick at the already-inflamed situation by inviting its president to one of our "wonderful universities" only to insult him to no end and make ourselves seem exactly the way everyone else in the world already assumes we are? Seriously.
* The thing about rain: Makes frolicking better; suede shoes, not so much.
* Bookstores/sites have a way of sucking up all your money. Watch out.
* Things are not always what they seem. Character comes from figuring out how to gracefully deal with the way they actually are.
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Just say your boyfriend is in prison and is up for parole in a week.
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